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    Default Meanwhile, In a Bar in West Virginia .....

    A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

    All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting
    to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

    The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

    The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

    "No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
    Karl

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    ok karl cut that out. ha, ha, that is pretty good even if i am from w.v.

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    Interesting. No denials, huh?
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    The only denial from me would be that I would not be caught dead ordering wine !if it's not a shot of Rye or a cold bottle of Molson's Ex, I don't need it,Eh?

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