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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Why parents drink

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees
    had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent
    problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
    employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
    child's whisper. " Hello ? "
    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
    " Yes ," whispered the small voice.
    May I talk with him?"
    The child whispered, " No ."
    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss
    asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ."

    "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice
    whispered, " No ."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
    message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
    home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the
    policeman?"

    " No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came
    the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the
    background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss
    asked, "What is that noise?"

    " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
    apprehensive.
    Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search
    team just landed a helicopter ."

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss
    asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a
    muffled giggle... " ME
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Great one Karl! That's a keeper!

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    KIDS, no wonder I have none! That is funny Karl!

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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    never a dull moment with kids around

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    cool, ha, ha!

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