This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if we continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America's
supply of Seven-Eleven and Motel Six managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any
more presidents, either.