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    Default The Compassion of the Irish

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women, from England , Scotland and Ireland , were walking past and
    felt sorry for the poor man.
    The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
    The man said 'No'so she gave him a hug and walked on.
    The Scottish woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
    The man said,'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Have ya ever been fooked lad?'
    The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.
    She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    And Happy Saint Paddy's Day to you Karl!

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    You know what his name was?

    Bob.

    At least once the tide came in.

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