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    An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas..........

    Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio

    because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion

    and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially

    Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no

    radio ........

    So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to

    the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.

    The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”

    The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no

    taxis. So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”
    Karl

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    GREAT!

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    Great One, thanks Karl!

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    More coffee on the desk!!!! Good one

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    Only in Texas, What a Great State!

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    Love it!

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