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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Takin' Care of the Dog

    My wife found out that our dog, [a Schnauzer], could hardly hear, so she took it to the Veterinarian. The Vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, & the dog could then hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, “if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store & get some ‘Nair’ hair remover & rub it in the dog's ears once a month.”

    Andrea went to the store & bought some ‘Nair’ hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    GuncoHolic Tommo's Avatar
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    Thanks Karl!

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