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    I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

    I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.



    You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.



    I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'



    I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'....



    I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!



    When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'



    Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor!'



    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.



    As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Oh Boy can I relate to some of those things Karl. For me I might need a round -a-bout to get to a good place, instead of a curve ,though!!! YIKES!!!

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