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    THREE DOGS AT THE VET.....



    This one’s been around before, but still good for a chuckle...



    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck

    up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said,
    " So why are you here ? "

    The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
    sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
    pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

    The Yellow Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? "

    " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab.
    "They reckon it'll calm me down."

    The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " why are you here ? "

    The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
    trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
    But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
    owners' couch."

    " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Black Lab inquired.

    " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.

    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? "

    " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a
    pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
    see."

    Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
    dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
    started hammering away."

    The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
    " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

    The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "

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    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
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    Super excellent!

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