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    Default How to stop cell phone use in public

    Have you ever felt like strangling one of those 'loud mouthed' cell phone users who seem to sit near you in a restaurant or any other place and forcibly share their private call with you.
    Here's one solution, provided by a commuter on how to combat this display of bad manners. After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed the station.
    As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
    "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.
    Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:
    "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"
    My guess would be that Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

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    Good one, thanks!

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    OH BABY!!!!! I'll BET HE had some explaining to do when HE got home!!!! OUCH!!!

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    Good one! Guess its the couch for him...for the next decade!
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    That's awesome...

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    my woman would do that ...o

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    LMAO

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    Fast thinking gal with a slower go button! She did it right!

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