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    Wink Obama just needs more time.

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree...and think 25 to life would be
    appropriate.
    --Jay Leno
    ...

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
    new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
    has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien


    Q: What does Barack Obama call
    lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --Jay Leno


    Q: What's the difference between
    Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
    and threats to society. The other is for housing
    prisoners.
    --David Letterman


    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
    on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
    started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon


    Q: What's the difference between
    Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel


    Q: What was the most positive result
    of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
    stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman

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    Very funny!
    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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    Great jokes and true too, yukedy, yuk!

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    Funny!

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    All Too True!

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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