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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Fuzzy Instructions

    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
    ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland
    Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
    that she was referring to my credit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Good one, thanks Karl.

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