Just wanted to let you know-today I received my 2012 Social
Security Stimulus Package
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug,
a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC,
an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker and a "Blame it on
Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish
Watch for yours soon!