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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Sleep in the barn

    A Rabbi, a Hindu, and Obama are in a car.

    They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer's house.
    The farmer gladly accommodates them, but tells them that there
    are only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the

    The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I will sleep in the barn." So, he
    goes out to the barn.

    In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door.
    It's the Hindu. He says "There is a cow in the barn.
    It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."

    So, the Rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn."

    A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door
    and it's the Rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep
    where there is a pig, and there is a pig in the barn.

    So, Obama is forced to sleep in the barn.

    A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door.
    It's the pig and the cow...

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    GuncoHolic Tommo's Avatar
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    Thanks Karl, cannot blame the cow and pig!

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