I just got this and it made me smile.
Whether you own a Dog or not, look at the photo and read the sales pitch which is brilliant.
Dog for sale, free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug dealers, burglars, muggers, child molesters or murderers left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name......"Ho Lee Schitt!"