The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children tothe front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.
He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice
"When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
karl, karl, karl, another good one. but how do you find all of these. maybe i dont want to know!
Working in Children's Ministry for over 10 years now, I can completely see kids doing this. Thanks for the laugh.