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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?

    The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up.
    It was Jonny's turn.

    Jonny: I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. Find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas. Get her a Ferrari. Buy her a beach house in Miami, a jet to fly with, get her expensive jewelery and have sex with her 3 times a day.

    The teacher was lost of words and didn't know what to do. She just proceeded along and asked Marie what she wanted to be. Marie replied:

    "Without a doubt ma'am, I ’d like to be Jonny's bitch!!"

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Citizen, Patriot, Ranger bellson's Avatar
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    Now that is one smart girl......
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    I'll never have to worry about what I'll be,,,,,, I'm NEVER GROWING UP,myself !!!

    Funny chit Karl!!

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