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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Maxine & Henry......

    After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
    examination, the doctor said,

    "You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you
    still have intercourse?"

    "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She
    stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
    "Henry, do we still have intercourse?"

    And there was a hush...You could hear a pin drop.

    He answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Maxine, I told
    you a hundred times... What we have is... Blue Cross!

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Good one, thanks Karl!

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