ha,ha, i hear you.
My wife does not let me go with her when she shops for bras. Last time when she was asked by the sales person what size she wore, she hesitated and I popped in with "36 long". The look on the sales girls face was priceless.
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand