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    Default When you are over 50....who gives a s--t...

    This real arsehole looked at my beer belly last night and
    sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Blue?"
    I said, "There's a fucking tap underneath, taste it."
    ***

    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
    She said, "If you lost a few Pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut,
    you'd look all right."
    I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
    ***

    I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
    I said to her, "Nice legs."
    The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
    I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now. "
    ***

    I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a
    woman was born just by feeling their tits.
    "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
    After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
    "Come on, what day was I born"?
    I said, “Yesterday."
    ***
    "Jesus loves you."
    A nice gesture in church but a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
    ***

    I got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    Now that's funny!

    Thanks for posting.

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