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    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony

    On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander
    around .

    A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

    The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

    The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

    She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

    Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
    towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

    The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna
    and, as he sits down, he farts....

    Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him,
    'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

    'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.

    'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it
    implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around,
    bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.

    The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and
    you can keep the $500.00 membership fee.'

    'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You
    haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

    The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
    once a month. I fart 35 times a day
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Another gem, thanks Karl!

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