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    A SHORT LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before,
    but who were both married to other people,
    found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.



    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
    they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
    I'm awfully cold.''I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

    'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f......g
    blanket.'
    After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.The End
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    Really funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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    I think I busted a gut...

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    So perfectly correct! I'm eating Beef Jerky in honor of this post.....
    Imagine whirled peas

    Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower






    Bellson

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