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    HOOKERS’ UNION

    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
    convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the
    local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked
    the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
    the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
    Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe
    all union rules."

    The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed
    to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.




    "I'd like her," he said.

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
    Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
    "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to
    union rules, she's next."


    NOW you know what's wrong with the AUTO industry and
    the seniority system in the House and Senate.

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    Good one and how true!

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