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    A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

    The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

    The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.
    A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
    She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

    "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

    He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"

    asked the irritated nun.

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my Brother-in-law."
    Karl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl/PA View Post
    A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

    The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

    The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.
    A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
    She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

    "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

    He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"

    asked the irritated nun.

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my Brother-in-law."

    Hey Karl this is exactly what I needed was a good Laugh, before going back to my typing program to continue working on my mothers case against ( and You Mentioned it The catholic Church!!! THX, Doc

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    This is too wild.
    I just finished PMing dcholl concerning this, come back and Karl posts this, and doc sees it and responds.
    Karl, you must be psychic.

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    eh all great minds with common sence think alike!....Doc

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    Very funny! Thanks Karl... I think. Brought back many unpleasant memories of my elementary education (torture) at the hands of the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart, yukedy, yuk!

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