A queer walks into a bar, and a trucker on the end says "We don't serve fags in here"
The prance says "Tell ya what mister, we'll play a game of barroom football...Looser has to leave"
The trucker looks puzzled and says "barroom football? What the hell is that?"
The little mincer says, "well, to score you drink a shot, and run around the room. That's 6 points for a touchdown. To score a point for the field goal, you drop your pants, bend over and fart...tada, 7 points"
The trucker said "I'll do it, I know I can out drink your pansy ass"
The fag says "OK, I'll go first" He slams the shot, runs around the room, drops his pant's and bends over and farts. "7 to 0" he says...
The trucker shakes his head, pounds the shot, runs around the room, drops his pants, and before he can fart, the fag has his hands on the truckers hips and he's yelling "Block that kick, block that kick!"