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    Gunco Member rimfire's Avatar
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    Default Little Maxine

    Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
    The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

    The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

    Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
    Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . alive !
    So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service! Today is International Disturbed People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done. "Hang in there sunshine, you're special!"

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    Excellent, thanks!

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    You go Maxine.
    God so loved the world He gave his only Son...
    ...Believe in Him and have everlasting life.
    John 3:16

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