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    Default Robot Bartender

    So a guy walks into a bar;

    He sits down and to his surprise the bartender is a Robot!

    "Hello sir. How may I help you?", says the Robot.

    The guy says, "Ummm I'll have a Martini."

    The Robot turns around... click, click, boop, boop, wizz...

    The Robot turns around and hands the man a perfect Martini. The best Martini he has ever had.

    The Robot asks the man, "Do you mind if I ask your I.Q.?"

    "No.", says the guy, "160."

    The Robot then commences talking about the Theory of Relativity, Quantum Physics, and the Theory of Evolution.

    The guy is blown away. Not only was it the best drink ever, but the best conversation he had ever had with a bartender. This gives the guy an idea. So he get's up, pays, walks out of the bar only to return 5 minutes later.

    "How may I help you sir?", asks the Robot.

    "I'll have a Martini", replies the now intrigued man.

    The Robot turns around... click, click, boop, boop, wizz...

    The Robot turns around and hands the man a perfect Martini. Again, the best Martini he has ever had.

    The Robot asks the man, "Do you mind if I ask your I.Q.?"

    "No." says the guy, "100."

    So the Robot commences to talk about Football and Baseball stats, Internal Combustion Engines, and what acreage requires what type of lawnmower. Again the man is shocked at the conversation this Robot was able to carry. He is buzzing a little and decides to try something else... So he gets up, pays again, and walks out only to return 5 minutes later.

    "How may I help you sir?", asks the Robot.

    "I'll have a Martini", replies the man.

    The Robot turns around... click, click, boop, boop, wizz...

    The Robot turns around and hands the man a perfect Martini. Yet again, the best Martini he has ever had even better than the first two.

    The Robot asks the man, "Do you mind if I ask your I.Q.?"

    "No." says the guy now slurring his speech "30, 35"

    The Robot leans in real close and in a slow, deliberate, and clear voice asks the man, "Are you people still O.K. with Obama?"
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    Excellent, thanks!

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