Our Father Obama, which art in Washington, DC, hallowed be they holy name. Thy liberal kingdom come, thy socialistic Will be done, in all the world, as it is in America. Give us this day our daily entitlements, and forgive us for any obligations for what you have already given us. And, lead us not into temptation by those on the political right, but deliver us from conservatives. For thine is the American kingdom, and all political power, and the glory strictly for you, forever. Amen.