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    Got this from a friend of mine:

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
    mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, (from Toronto) Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with
    eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second Mom, (from Montreal) Ann: "Your obsession is with
    money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third Mom, Joyce (from BC): "Your obsession is alcohol.
    This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, (from Newfoundland) Carol, quietly got up,
    took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has
    no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school
    and go get dinner."

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    Gunco Member wpage's Avatar
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    What a prick!
    God so loved the world He gave his only Son...
    ...Believe in Him and have everlasting life.
    John 3:16

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