OK, everybody: all of those in favor of banning guns, raise your hands. This ban will prohibit all law abiding citizens from possessing firearms.
Well, there’s President Obama. You knew he’d be first. Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Diane Feinstein, Sarah Brady and Charles Shumer; practically the entire Democrat Party. And, are those John McCain, Mitt Romney, Rudy Guliani and several other Republican RINOS back there timidly lifting their hands? Go ahead, boys! All the way! Let everybody know your true feelings!
Let’s look around the world. The entire hierarchy of the United Nations has its hands up. I also see Castro, Idiot Amin, the Communist rulers of China, Vietnam and North Korea. And, of course, the governments of most European countries, where the Nazi and Communist anti-gun laws are still on the books. They all have their hands in the air.
Now, let’s check the “time gazer.” Hmm, there’s Tojo, no way he’s going to be left out. I also see Stalin, Mao tzetung, Ted Kennedy and Lenin. And, there’s Ferdinand Marcos and Mussolini, all lifting their hands.
Look! Who’s that strange looking man with a mustache that resembles a tooth brush? HITLER! And millions of people are doing it with him. It’s Germany in 1938!! And, there are Himmler, Goering and Goerbels and all the other patron saints of the anti-gun crowd with their hands raised.
It’s nice to know that America’s anti-gun crowd has these heros to follow. America’s freedom is in such competent hands.