A redneck and a senator go into a bakery.
The senator steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to Bubba, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything!"
Bubba says to the senator, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than a redneck."
He goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.''
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Bubba swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Bubba asks for another one and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, "What have you done with my pastry? Are you trying to fool me?"
Bubba answers, "Look in the senator's pocket.