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    Default Paddy's Broken Leg

    Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
    Mick says, "How you doin?"

    Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."

    Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed.

    He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
    They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."

    Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
    Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin one?"

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    Irish folks don't say how you doing ?, its how you keeping
    irish folks don't say OK, they say I m grand
    irish folks don't say mate, they say your man

    got one right
    they do say get away with ya

    wonder why paddy??? and not stanaslaw, mario, boris, mohammad
    I know its those dumb irish drunken , lazy, catholics
    Sprat and sprat1 are one and the same.

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