There was a bit of confusion at WalMart this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of shotgun shells
and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain about the Federal gun
registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found
out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little