grown men on bicycles? WTF??
here i am crawling along in my GMC trying to save gas so i ain't driving like mario andretti in the indy 500 and everywhere there are grown men on fricking bicycles?
all wearing those gay looking bicycle skin tight pink and purple shit and those funky little brain buckets! me and those speeding log-trucks had to get down on the jake not to run over those "dudes" ? and i use the term dudes loosely ? some kind of unisex "pat' type would be a better description!
hell i even saw a bicycle "couple" the were wearing a batman and robin like bike costumes --don't know who was the man in that one--
what the frick is the big attraction to gays and bicycles anyway? a a bunch of fricking bicyceling bisexual going down the highway sure as hell stops traffic !
i finally said "fuck saving that $3.48 a gallon water/ gas!! i getting out of this damned queer parade!" and opened up the 4barrel --first time in a while--LOL