You might be a Creepy Ass Cracker if you DO NOT:
1.Like going into minority neighborhoods,
2.Enjoy celebrating Martin Luther King's Birthday,
3.Favor amnesty for illegals aliens,
4.Think Nelson Mandela is a great world leader,
5.Favor affirmative action,
6.Like rap music,
7.Believe Islam is a Religion of Peace,
8.Want more gun control laws,
10. Want to ban hunting,
11. Think Conservative Talk Radio is unfair to liberals,
12. Like Chris Matthews,
13. Consider Hillary Clinton the world's smartest woman,
14. Think Ronald Reagan was the worst President ever,
15. Believe McCarthy was wrong about the State Department,
16. Want a Mosque built in your neighborhood,
17. Think Obama's Presidency is good for America,
18. Trust the Federal Government,
19. Think America is racist country,
20. Take Al Sharpton seriously,
21. Believe Zimmerman is guilty of murder,
22. Support the Democrat Party,
23. Like providing foreign aid to anti-American countries,
24. Think welfare is a good idea,
25. Favor down sizing The Armed Forces,
26. Think the Tea Party members are terrorists,
27. Think capital punishment should be outlawed,
28. Favor homosexual marriage,
29. Like voting for RINOs for President,
30. Think Bill Clinton was a great President,
31. Believe Nancy Pelosi is brilliant,
32. Think the IRS also targeted Liberal Political Groups,
33. Believe John McCain is a Conservative,
34. Think China engages in fair trade practices,
35. Believe America is headed in the right direction,
36. Think Obamacare will help the US Healthcare System,
37. Favor more taxes,
38. Think parole for criminals is a good idea,
39. Oppose more oil drilling in the US,
40. Think the U.S. Constitution is obsolete,
41. Oppose pray in schools,
42. Think saying Merry Christmas is offensive,
43. Like the Food Stamp Program,
44. Believe Saudi Arabia is our friend,
45. Think Iran should have nuclear weapons,
46. Like the US being in the UN,
47. Favor banning religious displays on public property,
48. Think ABC, CBS, NBC PBS report the news fairly,
49. Favor Obama's War on coal mines,
50. Believe global warming is destroying the Earth.
correction to # 30--
"you think HILLARY CLINTON was a GREAT PRESIDENT!"
Well I guess I hit the "creepy ass cracker " level,,, not a thing on the list I agree with.
Damn,, now I'm a red neck, creepy ass cracker(even though I'm Native American),and racist,,,,,
3-for 3,,that's a winning hand ,, right?????
# 51 have to wait till the 3rd of the month for the EBT card to re-charge to buy grocery's!
#52 think having orange hair and riding a bicycle in a gay bicycle parade make them "a hipster".
#53 protest the "murder" of baby seals --yet protest FOR government funded planned parent hood and abortions on humans--
# 54 were "bullied" in school , in the park, or on the internet--
#55 accepted free money, i=pads and cell phones for "protesting" in the occupy movement --yet had no idea that $$$ came FROM wall-street!
# 56 thinks the government spying on citizens and the press is a good thing IF their spying on constitution supporters, christain religious leaders or other traditional causes yet get upset when the same administration spys on liberals and the liberal press?
#57 thinks the FBI listening or local PD on a "MOSQUE" in an attempt to catch terrorist is racial profiling . yet the targeting of returning US service men as right wing terrorist is OK by them--
#58 has Obama 08 stickers all over their car!
I'm Hispanic... Is there a category for me? Oh never mind I believe the Democrats already label me a trader and the media calls me a "White Hispanic"... Disregard my orginal question.
"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?" -Thomas Jefferson-
"Our rights come from our humanity and may not be legislated away -- not by a vote of Congress, not by the consensus of our neighbors, not even by agreement of all Americans but one." Judge Andrew P. Napolitano
Thanks for the correction and additions j427x! After number 50 my brain was about to explode, yukedy, yuk!
Us creepy ass crackers do not discriminate against minorites, if you are politically conservative you are most welcome!