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    Default Bob and the Blonde!

    Found this on the M14 Forum:

    Bob and the Blonde!!

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building building, preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
    did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.

    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5
    PM news, so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money.

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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