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    Why Grandfathers are different

    Have you ever wondered what the
    difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it

    There was this loving grandfather who
    always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on
    weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old
    granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --
    pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

    One particular Saturday, however, he had
    a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his
    always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
    Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
    granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

    When they returned, the little girl
    anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
    "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

    Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We
    didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass,
    socialist left wing prick, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel
    humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

    We just drove around and Grandma smiled
    at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

    Almost brings a tear to your eye,
    doesn't it?

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    I love it! Granddaughter #3 will be here soon! As everybody knows grandpa will tell it like it is.
    Clan MacPherson

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    +1 I love it, really great!

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    I love being a Grandpa myself and got 11 Grand kids, and being honest sometimes gets me in trouble with my kids,,FOR SURE! Little ears ya know,,,,,,,they don't miss much,,,there always listening and watching what ta hell you're up to,,Gezzzz, Ya can't get away with nothing!!!! It's kinda cool cause I have grand kids from the mid teens to 6. Being married twice with a stretch in between mirages I have Grand kids at all different ages,,but only 6 I see regularly though. The rest are in MO.

    I get to take my grandson (my youngest daughters) to his first car show this week-end. He'd asked me two weeks ago if he could go with me sometime, and this being the next show in line,,,Hell Yes!! So I'll be picking him up Sunday morning bright and early to head to New York for a small show about an hour and a half away. I guess he's been chomping at the bits for 2 weeks now and that's just about all he's talked about. He's been driving my poor daughter crazy talking about it I gather!

    I'm excited too, it will be fun !!! I'll put some pictures up after. He's turning into quite the young man,,good kid.

    He got a BB gun from me last year for x-mas and now he's been asking me about shooting a 22,,so I guess that will be our next Big adventure together. We'll see what his maturity level is when we go to the show then I can better gauge if he's ready for a 22 shooting session yet. I guess he's getting pretty good at shooting cans so his Pa tells me.

    Damn it's fun being "The Grandpa" !

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