Why Grandfathers are different
Have you ever wondered what the
difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it
There was this loving grandfather who
always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on
weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old
granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --
pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had
a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his
always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl
anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We
didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass,
socialist left wing prick, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel
humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled
at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to your eye,