Three bodies turn up at a mortuary all with smiles on their faces.
Cop asks coroner "why are they all smiling?"
Coroner says ,"first guy died of a heart attack shagging his wife,hence his smile...second guy won the lottery spent it on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning....hence his smile...third guy was unusual...paddy from Belfast struck by lightning"
Cop asks,"why the fuck was he smiling?"
Coroner replies,"TWAT thought he was having his photo taken "