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    Default Chinese Room Service


    By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"..and be ready for China.

    Now, here goes...

    The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......

    Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    Room Service: " Rye, Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

    Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

    Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

    Guest: ".....What??"

    Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

    Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

    Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

    Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

    Guest: "What?"

    Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

    Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

    RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

    RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

    Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

    Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RoomService: "We botter?"

    Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

    RoomService: "Wad?!?"

    Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

    RoomService: "Copy?"

    Guest: "Excuse me?"

    RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

    RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

    Guest: "Whatever you say."

    RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

    Guest: "You're welcome"

    Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... and you do, don't you!

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    Gunco Member dcorb's Avatar
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    I should of read this before I went to China.

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    Excellent, tanjooberrymutts!

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