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    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
    have a lot of money between them, they could only
    raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
    with one large sausage.

    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
    money left at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
    pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
    trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a
    plan, Cheers!'

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
    the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
    and put it in your mouth.'

    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
    out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
    more drunk, all for free.

    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
    can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
    killin' me!'

    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
    sausage when we got thrown out of the third pub'.

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    Good one, thanks.

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    That was funny!

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    LOL!
    I'd rather be a "has been" than a wannabe!

    2TIMOTHY2,4 No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairsof this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

    God, Guns and Guts made America free,
    Lets keep all three.

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