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    Default ICU experience

    Tuesday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,
    tubes up
    my nose & down my
    throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head,
    hell
    of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over
    me.



    It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
    She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly
    say, 'You may not feel anything
    from the waist down.'


    I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your boobs, then?'

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    Now that's a REAL MAN for ya!!!

    And not out of the realm of possibility! Ya,,,I could imagine that happening!

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    I could see me doing that and my wife japslapping me and telling me to shut up!

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    I gotta remember that one. lol

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    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
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    Good one!
    I'd rather be a "has been" than a wannabe!

    2TIMOTHY2,4 No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairsof this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

    God, Guns and Guts made America free,
    Lets keep all three.

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