Subject: 2014 Olympics
SAD NEWS FOR SKIER LINDSEY VONN
Less than a year ago, Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn tore the
anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in her
right knee and fractured her tibia during a harrowing ski
accident in Schlamding, Austria.
Vonn was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Schladming.
Concerned she wouldn’t be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics,
the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today her spot on the
U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama.
U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team
because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.