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    Default NEVER ASSUME

    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
    Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
    One of them was washing her private area and noticed
    that there was a slight response on the monitor
    whenever she touched her there.
    They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite
    movement.
    They went to her husband and explained what
    happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds,
    maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her
    out of the coma.'
    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him
    that they would close the curtains for privacy.
    The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
    room.
    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
    no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into
    the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
    The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

    NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

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    Good one!

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