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    Default Sweet Love!

    Ah, sweet love!!!!

    An older-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
    their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that
    she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a
    friend.

    She texted:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you.

    The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

    I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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    Ha!

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    Oh Holy God! You just described my Wife and I!!!!
    Imagine whirled peas

    Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower






    Bellson

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    That is too funny!

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