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Italian Alterboy Goes to Confession

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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I've been with a girl and more than once.'

The priest asks, 'Joey Pagano, is that you?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I can't say Father.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'No Father, I told you, I can't say.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not giving up any name.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'Hey Father, I'm not a rat, my lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'My God Father, don't you get it? I ain't gonna tell you nuthin.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped and I must admire that, but you've sinned and you have to pay. Your penance is that you cannot be an altar boy for the next 4 months. Now get out of here and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'So what'd you get?'

'I didn't do bad at all. I got four months vacation and five really good leads.'
 
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