An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw,
Wyoming for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber
he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden
ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy
to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber
that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he
wanted to know what would have happened if he had
accidentally swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of
days like everyone else does.