An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw,

Wyoming for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber

he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks

are wrinkled from age.


The barber gets a little wooden

ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy

to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.


When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber

that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he

wanted to know what would have happened if he had

accidentally swallowed that little ball.


The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of

days like everyone else does.