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    Default Confessing to a neighbor

    A man received the following text from his neighbor:


    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I canít get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.



    So Bob , anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


    A few moments later, a second text came in:


    ďDamn donít you just hate that autocorrect feature. I meant to say "wifi", not "wife".



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    Oh, that is just so wrong, yikes!

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    And still so funny!

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    Damn autocorrect.
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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