Subject: Sitting in a bar!!
Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to ya, that you're from Ireland.'
The other woman responds proudly, 'Aye, I surely am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?'
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did yalive on in Dublin ?'
The other woman says, 'A loovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith and begorrah it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!'
About this time, a regular, Michael, walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight, Michael.'
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'
Mick walks into a bar in Co Sligo. The barmaid asks " are you on holiday" My reply " I live here " Barmaid " Oh Libya, very nice "
The Irish that had any sense left Ireland long ago. The remainder have become unbelievably stupid
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