It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already
preached to the adults in the congregation.
Now he was presenting a children's sermon. He asked the
children if they knew what the Resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is
crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions
in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.
The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that
if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four
hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down
enough for the service to continue.