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    Gunco Member rimfire's Avatar
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    Default Mayday, Mayday!

    This is the story of the blond flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
    He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a Mayday. "Mayday! Mayday!
    Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead, and I don't know
    how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

    She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, and I heard
    you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get back on the ground. I've
    had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just take a deep breath.
    Everything will be fine!

    Now give me your height and position"

    She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

    "O.K." says the voice on the radio...."Repeat after me: Our Father Who Art in Heaven"

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    in the blueridge mtns nutznboltz's Avatar
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    Lol! Holy f...king sh.t ! Oh my god! Roflmao! Best in awhile. Got the snot off my shirt now.

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    Great one, thanks!

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