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    Default Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman discuss which country has the best pubs

    As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."



    "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."



    "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"



    The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of these claims. "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

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    ) good one.
    Now expect to receive a PM from sprat. )

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    romaniac

    instead of constantly taking childish shots at me grow a pair

    its time to start making real contributions to this site or go back to whatever adolecent site you were at before
    Sprat and sprat1 are one and the same.

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    Hey Sprat!
    Tell you what, since you don't have ANY sense of humor, don't open this section anymore!
    I'll bring contributions to the site when I have any, till then, I will learn and have some fun with members that have a sense of humor. And don't tell me you we're born "master builder".
    Oh, if YOU had a pair, you would have called me here a "tool" not in a private message!

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    I'm Scottish, Irish, and Anglish, in that order, so I'm triple offended! NOT! Its all in good fun, so lets not get too bent.
    "NA BEAN DON CHAT GUN LAMHAINN"
    Clan MacPherson
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    I am 100% Mick and I liked it, yukedy, yuk!

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    I'm a Irish/German mix,but me last name is all Ireland.
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